May 2013
lambhoof:
feester:
lambhoof:
My favorite band is this little group of newts I found under a log in the woods who play tiny trumpets made from hollow reeds and twigs
Oh yea I bet you can’t name 5 of their songs
1. Doot Toot 2. tiny fern 3. do NOT eat mushrooms you just find in the woods 4. broken heart broken trumpet 5. George Costanza is my hero
my mind is telling me no
and my budget
my budget is also telling me no
petit-ouji:
[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]
katestrife:
A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.
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inzayned:
when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
mskneesocks:
you’re the only one who understands me google
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
bombliate:
started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom
baboushkat:
the optician asked me how many hours i spend on my laptop yesterday and i really quietly said “10-14” and she said “pardon?” 4 times
capnpea:
Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt
powerburial:
DON’T
make me nervous
DO
not make me nervous
sacaswagea:
immergerd:
sacaswagea:
“if ur ready CUM and get it”
haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP
I’m younger than eighteen and I get the joke. Btw, you’re really only supposed to use numbers instead of spelling out the word after one hundred. Or, to be grammatically correct, 100. You’re eighteen, you should know this.
is this real life
